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Mr. Putin’s occupation after the elections

Ion Ciorici — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:40:38 +0000

Can you imagine what may happen with Putin’s vocation in case he will not be elected as a Prime-minister after the election which are on the 2nd of March 2008.

Putin is very talented and surely he may find some occupation like:

Merkel’s personal tailor:

or Hillary’s personal washer:

Queen’s broider:

Tiësto’s assistant:

or he can just play some laser games with the future radar from Czech Republic:

cook something special for his best friend Bush:

or.. he may just lay on the bench, eat some sunflower seeds and rest:

Wanna 3,5M$ (Three Million five Hundred Thousand USA Dollars) ;)

Ion Ciorici — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:33:11 +0000

Many advance fee fraud (“419″) spam emails and all advance fee fraud letters contain a telephone number for contacting the sender. In most cases these involve mobile phones, but fixed lines are used too.
The most common scam involving Senegalese telephone numbers involves a girl (usually from Liberia) who supposedly lives in a refugee camp in Senegal. Her father left her a fortune, which she needs your help to claim via a lawyer. Also involved is a pastor or reverend and a bank or security company.
The catch is that the lawyer and the bank/security company want your money and the inheritance doesn’t exist. All parties may be played by one or two persons. Don’t fall for the pretty pictures, the romantic language or the big figures in the bank statements : All names, addresses and other details are fake.

1st e-mail:
“My dear Ion,
My name is Miss mirian Fab ,i saw your profile to in fotki.com day and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address(mirianfab@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here. I am waiting for your mail to my Email address above. Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life Yours Love.pls contact me with this e mail add ok mirianfab@yahoo.com”

2nd e-mail:
“My Dear Ion,
I am more than happy in your urgent reply to my mail.How was your day?.
mine was cool over here in Daker Senegal. My name is mirian fab am from libaria in west Africa and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country.My late father Dr Daniel fab was the personal advicer to the former head of state before the rebels attacked my house one early morning killing my mother and my father. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to near by country Senegal where i am leaving now. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell more about myself in my next mail.
Attached here is my picture,
Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Thanks.mirian fab”

3rd e-mail:
“Good day my Dear,
to you dear and how are you getting on?.I do hope that you are catching up with the goodies of the day in full.Mine here is very hot and like you know we are living in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal. In this camp we are only allowed to go out only on Mondays and Fridays of the weeks.Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon. We don’t have any relatives now whom we can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person we have now is Rev Johnson Eke who is the pastor of the (Christ The King Church) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women’s hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
The Pastors Tel number is (00+221-76-468+39+98) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here don’t have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.Please listen to this,i have my late father’s statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,
Because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $3.5M (Three Million five Hundred Thousand USA Dollars). So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travel ling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Rev rend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don’t tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.
Remember aim giving you all this information due to the trust and love i deposited on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hard working.Mean while i will like you to call me like i said i have alto to tell you.I will like you to call me like i said i have alto to tell you.Have a nice day and think about me.Awaiting to hear from you soonest miss mirianFab
Yours Forever in love”

The following scam format is a new twist on the classic advance fee fraud from West Africa.
The catch is that the lawyer and the bank/security company want your money (fees of thousands of dollars to be paid upfront) and the inheritance doesn’t exist. All parties may be played by one or two persons. The only purpose of the “reverend” is to make it plausible why you phone a guy when you want to talk to the girl (who if she talks to you at all, is played by the scammer’s girlfriend).

When You Own All The Oil, You can order Ferrari People Carrier :)

Ion Ciorici — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:35:37 +0000

I am very agree with Hassanal Bolkiah (Sultan of Brunei) that is very uncomfortable to go shopping to Lidl or Penny Market (I am convinced these 2 shops are mostly prefered by his Majesty) in a sportcoupe or in a cabriolet (doesn’t matter which model, because anyway all of them together can take maximum 2 patatoes, 1 cucumber, half of banana and some sugar).
That’s why I do respect his idea of transforming premium cars in what he desires: ferraris in people cariers, bentleys into tractors etc. Don’t be surprised that soon or late to see him in a Rolls pick-up. It means aftewards LADA (VAZ) will be the only proper car maker of real limousines and tankars .

I am a modern Man

Ion Ciorici — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:58:19 +0000

I’m a modern man — a man for the millennium: digital and smoke-free. a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist: politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. i’ve been uplinked and downloaded, i’ve been inputted and outsourced. i know the upside of downsizing, i know the downside of upgrading. i’m a high-tech low-life. a cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and i can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. i’m new-wave, but i’m old-school, and my inner child is outward-bound. i’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and biodegradable. i interface with my database (my database is in cyberspace), so i’m interactive, i’m hyperactive, and from time to time i’m radioactive. behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, ridin’ the wave, dodgin’ the bullet, pushin’ the envelope. i’m on-point, on-task, on-message, and off-drugs. i’ve got no need for coke and speed; i’ve got no urge to binge and purge. i’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. a high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. a street-wise smart bomb. a top-gun bottom-feeder. i wear power ties, i tell power lies, i take power naps, i run victory laps. i’m a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. a raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial. i’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. you can’t shut me up, you can’t dumb me down. `cause i’m tireless and i’m wireless. i’m an alpha-male on beta-blockers. i’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back and fashion-forward: upfront, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance, supersized, longlasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last. i’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case, prematurely post-traumatic. and i have a love child who sends me hate-mail. but i’m feeling, i’m caring, i’m healing, i’m sharing. a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver. my output is down, but my income is up. i take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. i read junk mail, i eat junk food, i buy junk bonds, i watch trash sports. i’m gender-specific, captial-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant. i like rough sex, i like tough love. i use the f-word in my e-mail. and the software on my harddrive is hardcore, no softporn. i bought a microwave at a minimall, i bought a minivan at a megastore. i eat fast food in the slow lane. i’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and i come in all sizes. a fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. i’ve been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, doublewrapped, vacuum-packed, and i have unlimited broadband capacity. i’m a rude dude, but i’m the real deal. lean and mean. cocked, locked and ready to rock. rough, tough, and hard to bluff. i take it slow, i go with the flow. i ride with the tide, i’ve got glide in my stride. drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinnin’, jivin’ and groovin’, wailin’ and winnin’. i don’t snooze, so i don’t lose. i keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. i party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. i’m hangin’ in, there ain’t no doubt. and i’m hangin’ tough. over and out.