Ion Ciorici

Can you imagine what may happen with Putin’s vocation in case he will not be elected as a Prime-minister after the election which are on the 2nd of March 2008.

Putin is very talented and surely he may find some occupation like:

Merkel’s personal tailor:

or Hillary’s personal washer:

Queen’s broider:

Tiësto’s assistant:

or he can just play some laser games with the future radar from Czech Republic:

cook something special for his best friend Bush:

or.. he may just lay on the bench, eat some sunflower seeds and rest:

Many advance fee fraud (”419″) spam emails and all advance fee fraud letters contain a telephone number for contacting the sender. In most cases these involve mobile phones, but fixed lines are used too.
The most common scam involving Senegalese telephone numbers involves a girl (usually from Liberia) who supposedly lives in a refugee camp in Senegal. Her father left her a fortune, which she needs your help to claim via a lawyer. Also involved is a pastor or reverend and a bank or security company.
The catch is that the lawyer and the bank/security company want your money and the inheritance doesn’t exist. All parties may be played by one or two persons. Don’t fall for the pretty pictures, the romantic language or the big figures in the bank statements : All names, addresses and other details are fake.

1st e-mail:
“My dear Ion,
My name is Miss mirian Fab ,i saw your profile to in fotki.com day and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address(mirianfab@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here. I am waiting for your mail to my Email address above. Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life Yours Love.pls contact me with this e mail add ok mirianfab@yahoo.com” Continuare »

I am very agree with Hassanal Bolkiah (Sultan of Brunei) that is very uncomfortable to go shopping to Lidl or Penny Market (I am convinced these 2 shops are mostly prefered by his Majesty) in a sportcoupe or in a cabriolet (doesn’t matter which model, because anyway all of them together can take maximum 2 patatoes, 1 cucumber, half of banana and some sugar).
That’s why I do respect his idea of transforming premium cars in what he desires: ferraris in people cariers, bentleys into tractors etc. Don’t be surprised that soon or late to see him in a Rolls pick-up. It means aftewards LADA (VAZ) will be the only proper car maker of real limousines and tankars .

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